Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Ellen: "George is mine in '09!"


Ellen finally got what she wished for, and that is to have George Clooney as a guest on her show!

Congratulations Ellen!

Tune in on Monday to see how she caught him 'reds-handed.'*

*New Entry on the Ellen Dictionary

Caught Reds-handed
verb

Definition: Having successfully trapped or "temporarily held" a male human being after weeks, if not months, of fruitless attempts. The catching strategies used often escalate out of control and may include, but are not limited to, the use of the following: Las Vegas showgirls, "Deal or No Deal" models, Chippendales, a high school marching band, the President-elect of the United States, and of course... Dolly Parton. The person coordinating the trap eventually realizes the true key to every man's heart: Professional ballplayers -- particularly those who were part of Cincinnati's Big Red Machine. 

Definition courtesy of Ellen.tv

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